Tiny pouch, questionable financial advice.
This compact keyring is just the right size for the little things that otherwise disappear into the bottom of your bag: cards, folded cash, coins, lip balm, earbuds, or whatever else you need close at hand. Clip it onto your keys, purse, backpack, or lanyard for easy access without carrying a full wallet.
Choose the phrase that best represents your current financial—or emotional—state:
Unhinged
Impulse Purchases
Fuck Around Fund
Stay Toxic
Important Note: Listed variations are what we have on hand, but if you'd like a different one featured in the stock photos, please send us an email so we can get it on the next order!
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Exterior: Smooth, flexible material with a lightly textured finish. Think faux leather.
Structure: Soft-sided and slightly pliable.
Closure: Zipper closure with a small metal pull.
Hardware: Metal keyring with a smooth finish.
Size: Compact enough to fit in one hand while still holding cards and other small essentials.
Weight: Lightweight and easy to attach to keys or a bag without adding much bulk.
Tiny pouch, questionable financial advice.
This compact keyring is just the right size for the little things that otherwise disappear into the bottom of your bag: cards, folded cash, coins, lip balm, earbuds, or whatever else you need close at hand. Clip it onto your keys, purse, backpack, or lanyard for easy access without carrying a full wallet.
Choose the phrase that best represents your current financial—or emotional—state:
Unhinged
Impulse Purchases
Fuck Around Fund
Stay Toxic
Important Note: Listed variations are what we have on hand, but if you'd like a different one featured in the stock photos, please send us an email so we can get it on the next order!
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Exterior: Smooth, flexible material with a lightly textured finish. Think faux leather.
Structure: Soft-sided and slightly pliable.
Closure: Zipper closure with a small metal pull.
Hardware: Metal keyring with a smooth finish.
Size: Compact enough to fit in one hand while still holding cards and other small essentials.
Weight: Lightweight and easy to attach to keys or a bag without adding much bulk.
